i would type "the quick brown fox" thing a bunch, but this is funnier.

i would type "the quick brown fox" thing a bunch, but this is funnier.LINKTEST.

i would type "the quick brown fox" thing a bunch, but this is funnier.

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I once dated a goth girl. I really did, it really happened. Like, long, black hair. It was crazy. Put a twirly on it, but she didn't like that. I did it anyway 'cause it's cute. And she may have like- I don't know. Maybe it was not okay for me to do it, but we went to this park one time and it was supposed to me super romantic, super cute, and we sit down with on the blanket and like, eat gatorade, whatever, it was gonna be fantastic. She put her hand to my forehead, like, just, boom! Hand on my forehead! She read my aura, and you know what the aura told her? It was my aura was not compatible with her and it was mostly not compatible with her ex's. And, so, I was confused, I was scared, I was worried this girl's gonna like, knife me in the face? I don't know what goth girls do. And she told me that her ex is an archangel. I don't- I don't know what an archangel is. It honestly sounds like a Magic: The Gathering card, that's all I know. And she told me that her ex is gonna kill me 'cause he didn't like my aura. Now, to this day- its been years- that guy still might not like my aura. okay it's the middle of the night it's fucking 13 in the morning i had to pull over this abandoned parking lot well its not that abandoned there's like a CVS back there but CVS's sell drugs and drugs kill people do your drugs but anyway anyway anyway anyway so I keep hearing these songs on the radio I just heard one right now these hip hop songs and they keep mentioning how great goth women are you know everyone needs a goth babe in their life I keep seeing jokes all about it online it's freaking me out it's scary man I'm here to warn you I'm trying to tell you right now before it's too late do not go for goth girls don't don't do it I know those fishnets seem inviting but fishnets don't even catch fish chokers seem cool but you can't choke them they'll choke you that's what goth girls do and then you'll become the bitch and I know that's great that's great thats some people's fetishes but don't trust it man because they'll read your aura wrong and I'm trying to tell you you're going to expect Evanescence out of this you're going to expect some girls scream wake me up you ain't going to wake up just nightmares nightmares constantly I once dated a goth girl I really did it really happened like long black hair it was great you go twirly on it but she didn't like that but I did it anyway because it was cute actually she may have liked it I don't know maybe I was not okay for me to do but we went to this park one time it was supposed to be super romantic super cute we were going to sit down with the blanket like eat Gatorade whatever it's gonna be fantastic she put her hand to my forehead but boom hand on my forehead and she read my aura and you know what the the aura told her is that my aura was not compatible with her and it was mostly not compatible with her exes and so I was confused I was scared I was worried this girl's is going to like knife me in the face I don't know what goth girls do and she told me that her ex is an archangel I don't know what an archangel is it honestly sounds like a magic the gathering card thats all I know and she told me that her ex was going to kill me because he didn't like my aura now to this day it's been years that guy still might not like my aura like he can be behind me right now i don't know maybe he's caught in traffic I don't know but it's freaky and like she had a bunch of friends and they legit thought they were vampires and that's that's not okay would you date a vampire I mean I probably would but it's not practical like just like buy things to like suck the blood out of and yes this girl had a biting kink I like biting biting is hot as fuck I'm all into that but she one time trying to like bite me so I get the blood and I was cool with it again it's going to be great it was not I screamed and no blood came out just bruises and then I was like an abuse victim which I was so I'm just trying to warn you I'm trying to tell you all before it's too late before you get in trouble for a goth girl reads you're aura wrong and set you doom for eternity and then says she's a vampire run get out before it's too late I'm going to CVS

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